Thanks alot Fox News!

They've always hated me... and now they've exposed my alter-ego; a middle aged father of 1 who lives in sub tropical climes. This picture was taken from my audition tape as a William Shatner lookalike. I'm actually a spy who works directly for Karl Rove.

By the way, my latest novel is out - you may want to pick it up. It's about Joseph Stalin and his attempt to stage a broadway musical in order to boost his favour within the continental USA. Needless to say, it was a huge flop.

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currently listening to: X,Y & Z - PWEI

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