Dawn of the Dave: I've met somebody

His name is Dennis. He's 48 years old and lives in the United States. I met Dennis when I left a comment on this video on YouTube:

The comment I left said this:

"Robert Greenwald is a great man. Check out his work on 'Outfoxed: Rupert Murdochs War on Journalism.' We need more filmmakers like him..."

Almost instantly Dennis replied with this touching message:

"Looks like we have a parade of USEFUL IDIOTS in here who will believe anything the left spits out. Joseph Goebbels will be proud."

I didn't reply to this, but when Dennis made this remark:

I wish some right wing filmaker would make a documentary on how Clinton, Albright, and meddler-in-chief, Jimmy Carter, appeased North Korea in 1994 and gave the despot, fuel, food, and nuclear technology (with a condition not to use it for weapons, yeah right!) Way to go Clinton! Kim Il Jung is grateful !

I felt compelled to reply:

You do know that Haliburton have been selling nuclear enrichment technology to Iran for the last 7 years, don't you?

Don't tell me you made that comment without knowing that, because that'd be stupid.

Ok, I admit it. I was a bit drunk and slightly argumentative. Dennis replied promptly with a fair and balanced comment.

With all the biased major networks in cahoots with the liberal Democrats, who equally hates Haliburton, that will be the top headline news by now. Howcome the liberal media is not pursuing this scoop of a story that you claim? Is it because it's not credible and cannot be verified or substantiated? In other words, it's a lie. I guess you lack the common sense to ask these intelligent questions. Like all Michael Moore groupies, who'll believe everything, I'm not surprised.

By this point I had done a little research on Dennis and discovered that he had quite a penchant for arguing, throwing insults and making wild claims. Much like myself - I thought I had found a a friend! Here a few highlights of Dennis' other comments:

What's really amusing (and simply amazing) is you lefties have a cabal of propagandists like Michael Moore, Robert Greenwald, Al Franken and his bankrupt Air america, Davis Guggenheim, clueless Clooney, the Hollywood elite, NBC, CBS, ABC et al, to make fakecumentaries, movies or editorials (disguised as news) to drive the lefties/socialist agenda. The irony is, it doesn't work. And those who think for themselves, and will not absorb sound bites and talking points, don't need these tripe.

You have absolutely no moral clarity and a sufficient brain matter to make you think sensibly. Typical Lefty.

The inconsistency of the liberals is staggering. They don't want us to fight the war on terrorism anywhere else or Iraq--yet they want us in Darfur! And their silly bleeding heart notion that a behavior problem can be stopped with money. (But Bush gave Africa 8.6 billion in aid anyway).

There will be no government or country if you don't wake up to the reality that we have an enemy that wants to annihilate us and impose Islam on our throats. If you want to wear the Burkha, then I guess you just sit around on your sorry ass and wait for them to succeed.

I can picture it now....dredlocks that stinks, nose rings, perhaps on the tongue, tatoo of Che Guevarra on the shoulder, awfully unkemp clothes, long strapped bag with 'peace'sign sticker, in between the 'Free Tibet" and rainbow stickers, Sandals, an old model VW with anti-Bush rhetorics plastered all over, and most of all, a Kerry--Edward campaign bumper sticker

Aha! another Dixie Chicks clone! Take my advice, Don't make a big mistake of politicizing your show! People pay to hear you perform and not some gobledygook diatribe against Republicans. So shut up and sing! Leave your DDH4B(Demented,Deranged Hatred for Bush) syndrome at home.

With all your incoherrent drivel against Democracy,
conservatives, capitalism, Christians, oil companies, military, America and its ideals or mocking patriotism, and your preoccupation with those rich, white men, Who are you fooling? You're as a Leftist as the next Stalin. Perhaps your college professor is reeling with pride for you.

And here's another fact, we are facing an evil, ruthless, barbaric enemy, unprecendented in human history, who will stop at nothing to annihilate us and shove down their 16th century religion on our throats. You are more concerned with Haliburton than our survival as a civilization and a free society. You're all consumed with hatred with one man and made it your mission in life to destroy this man. By the looks of it, you consider your own country as the enemy!

Anyway. He was jumping down everyones throats and being very entertaining, so I wrote:

I'd hate to see things the way you you do. I've been reading all your posts and you're just so angry at everybody. You call people names and accuse them of all manner of things. You've leapt on every person who's left a comment that doesn't directly agree with you, that's pretty dark.

And then the fireside chats began:

Better look in the mirror before you judge me. You people on the left are nothing but vile and vicious hate filled bunch. How many on your side have called for the assasination of the President? From columnists to liberal blogs & talkshow hosts. You even have a movie about President Bush's assasination. Remember Alec Baldwin's tirade calling for the stoning to death of a Republican legislator? I could list alot more of your hatefests to show your hypocrasy-but space is limited.

What happened to your claim about Haliburton? You didn't (or afraid?) to respond about the Liberal media's reluctance to follow up your story. Your silence means only one thing..I am Right.

Here's a good read for you: Overturning Liberalism with Common sense Thinking by Kevin McCullough. This has been my strategy all along, Common sense! your Haliburton claim is just an example. One would have the common sense to think that the liberal media will not let your allegations pass, if it were true and will be headline news for weeks--but where is it? I haven't seen it on CNN, your official liberal gazzette. I will be reading this soon to get more ammunition.

Another 'holier than thou' liberal trying to triangulate and lecturing me about decorum and decency. And even attempting to psycho-analyse moi. while you're at it, why don't you include Cindy Sheehan, Al Franken, sewermouth Streisand, Harry Belafonte, Howard Dean, the left's darling, Hugo Chavez! Too bad space is limited.

So that's Dennis. He's my new buddy. I hope you'll welcome him as one of your own.

Here are a couple more of Dennis' wonderful comment postings. You can read the whole comments page here.

This is not about Saudi Arabia, This is about the Muslims Jihadists/Islamo fascists scatered all over the world, coniving, scheming, planning executing to kill us! Zawahiri and Atta are Egyptians, Zarqawi is Jordanian, then there's Adam Gadahn, A (Jewish) AMERICAN traitor. There are no boundaries among Jihadists, they have one mission: they all want us dead! Here's a suggested bumper sticker that's ideal for you--"It's about our survival, stupid!"

How about ULTIMATE VICTORY as a plan? A concept foreign to you Libs. What's worse, you liberals are tying our hands to achieve this goal. You're against detaining the enemy combatants, giving them all kinds of rights, you're against intelligence to monitor their plans and funding schemes, You're against everything that could fight them effectively! To me that's aiding and abetting the enemy.